Funday Monday #2

Childbirth  at 65

With all  the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old was able to give birth.  

When she  was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

‘May I see  the new baby?’ I asked

‘Not yet,’  She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.’

Thirty  minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’

‘No, not  yet,’ She said.

After  another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked  again, ‘May I see the baby now?’

‘No, not  yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing  very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

‘WHEN HE  CRIES!’ she told me.

‘WHEN HE  CRIES?’ I demanded. ‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’

‘BECAUSE I  FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!’