Oxymorons:

September 23, 2011

Just some funnies for the day Smile

Is it good if a Vacuum really Sucks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a whack?!

Does ‘Fat Chance’ and ‘Slim Chance’ mean the same thing?

Why do ‘Tug’ boats Push their barges?

Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’ when we are already there??

Why are they called ‘Stands’ when they are made for Sitting?

Why is it called ‘After Dark’ when it’s really ‘After Light’?

Doesn’t ‘Expecting the Unexpected’ make the Unexpected Expected?

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