Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet (or Stumble Upon!) and
they won’t bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky …
Not really good for anything, but you
still can’t help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
and Number 1…
“Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might Burn Your [Butt] Tomorrow”
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